" commit a crime "

 [ "commit the crimes" ]

1: 50 Cent spent time in prison for drug dealing.

  * e.g.,  ... Cimmy Cko 

 [ "conspiracy to commit a crime" ]

1: Conspiracy to commit a crime is when you are planning to do an unlawful crime.

  * e.g.,  ... 2: I will kidnap you 

 [ "i could commit crimes with those eyes" ]

1: you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.

  * e.g.,  ... 'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone" 

 [ "Commit a crime against capitalism" ]

1: Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.

  * e.g.,  ... Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power. 

 [ "you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people" ]

1: What say you in your defense?

  * e.g.,  ... Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?